Gift ideas for MTG players

Unofficial parody fan merchandise

Shopping for someone who disappears every Friday night with a deck box? A shirt with a joke they recognize is an easy win, because it shows you listened when they talked about their games, even if you didn't follow all of it.

Below are some favorites grouped by the kind of player they suit. Every design is an original parody pun, and every one can go on a tee, a hoodie or a mug. Stickers and magnets make good stocking stuffers: any 3 stickers are $10 and any 3 magnets are $25.

For the competitive one

They play to win. Mostly.

• I play to win, then lose anyway.
• I counted twice. It's lethal.
• Infinite combo, finite patience.
• All my threats are existential.

For the one who is always running late

Or always saying "one more game."

• Last game. (Said four games ago.)
• Exile me before Monday.
• Tapped out, emotionally and literally.
• Big mana pool, small social battery.

For the gracious loser

Seasoned, never salty.

• I'm not salty. I'm seasoned.
• I came, I saw, I scooped.
• My deck is fine. The shuffler hates me, they keep cutting it wrong, and the card taped under the table keeps coming loose.
• One land? I'd keep.

Prices: value tee $18, soft tee $27, long sleeve $28, Comfort Colors tee $30, hoodie $45, mug $19. Made to order in the US.

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Questions

What if I don't know their size?

Tees and hoodies are a unisex fit, from S to 2XL or 3XL depending on the shirt. If you are unsure, a mug, a sticker pack or a magnet set doesn't need a size.

Can I return a gift?

Items are made to order, so they can't be returned for size or a change of mind. If an order arrives damaged, misprinted or lost, email us within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you.

Is this official Magic: The Gathering merchandise?

No. Everything here is unofficial parody fan merchandise for Magic: The Gathering players, written and drawn by an independent shop. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed or sponsored by Wizards of the Coast.

How long does an order take?

Each item is printed after you order it, usually in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Most orders arrive within about 1 to 2 weeks. US shipping is free on orders of $45 or more, otherwise $4.99.